Brandsies?
Are you there?
Brandsies?
I totally just grossed myself out and took that sick pic off here. I mean how can I maintain my hott image if I’m posting pictures of fingers in my nose? Answer: I can’t. So instead, I’ll post hot pics of you to try to help you win over the hearts of darlings across America. Well and this one just because my haircolor looks fucking amazing…
doesn’t it make you want to put the cursor right up my nostril? Me too!
Wink, wink is right!
What the fuck…
You look like Lee Radtke . What the hell happened to your face, Dad?
Why you gotta try and make me look stupid on here Jess?
Those are three. Only three times in the last two years where I was caught on film looking stupid.
#1. Huge gash in head and a drunken wink.
#2. Headband hotnight just trying to make something outta the night.
#4. An early stage moustache and a lackluster attitude.
I couldn’t find any stupid pics of you jess but I am working on some drawings…..
Oh wait! Actually this is you! I found one last minute. Remember when I suprised you and you looked like this?
Classic Jess.....
Let’s face it. We both know this girl is far more attractive than I ever will be.
